You've just been reincarnated as a Colt 1873 single-action revolver. In a world without ammunition, you're vulnerable to a local gang of weapons that constantly breaks into your house and steals your waffles. As you're trying to figure out how to arm yourself, you notice the local orphanage down the street currently has discounted adoption fees...

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Job Descriptions:

Child (DPS) - The most basic of turrets. Throws a single toy car at enemies.
"You'll grow big and strong one day!"

Elder (Utility) - Spawns a heart every few seconds.
"Lots of love!"

Banker (DPS) - Hits all enemies in the area with a low damage projectile.
"Make it rain."

Pet Owner (DPS) - Sends his faithful companion to attack one enemy. High damage.
"His boy is the very best."

Chef (DPS) - Flips pancakes towards intruders.
"I wonder what the FDA thinks of this?"

Police (DPS) - Low fire rate turret that stops an enemy in its path.
"A cop's greatest weapon? A donut."

Programmer (DPS) - Fires homing projectiles at the furthest enemies in the path.
"Is this guy only good at making bugs?"

Scientist (DOT Debuff) - Throws a chem beaker that slowly poisons enemies.
"It's not against the Geneva conventions if it's weapons, right?"

Nurse (Slow Debuff) - Slows a random enemy every time she fires.
"What's in those shots?"

Firefighter (Slow Debuff) - Pushes the frontmost enemy back a short distance.
"Fire away! Wait, water away? ..."

Librarian (Buff Utility) - Buffs all ally turrets' attack speed within its radius.
"READ."

Mailman (Buff Utility) - Buffs all ally turrets' attack range within its radius.
"Did someone order a box?"

IT Specialist (Buff Utility) - Buffs all ally turrets' attack damage within its radius.
"He's definitely hacking."

Doctor - (Buff Utility) Slows the growth rate of turrets, allowing them to work longer before becoming an elder.
"I have a Doctorate in Philosophy"

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TauntyBird
Art, Game Design, UI
tauntybird.itch.io

Azafeoa
Programming
azafeoa.itch.io

Goos
Programming, Audio
plumpgoos.itch.io

Karurosu
Art, UI, Programming
a2karu.itch.io

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All assets made by us except the following:

Font: https://www.fontspace.com/connection-ii-font-f31971

Sound and music management plugin: https://github.com/hugemenace/resonate

Background music: "Casa Bossa Nova" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

SFX: 
https://pixabay.com/sound-effects/button-pressed-38129/
https://pixabay.com/sound-effects/button-click-289742/
https://pixabay.com/sound-effects/arcade-ui-6-229503/
https://pixabay.com/sound-effects/baby-babble-70664/
https://pixabay.com/sound-effects/grumpy-old-man-89761/
https://pixabay.com/sound-effects/metal-hit-95-200424/
https://pixabay.com/sound-effects/wood-surface-single-coin-payout-3-215292/
https://pixabay.com/sound-effects/unknown-language-0013-120367/